You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed light blue text at

Distressed light blue text at the bottom reads "BASEBALL CLUB • BOSTON

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Distressed golden-yellow and red flames rise from stacked brown textured logs

Large distressed white decorative serif text reads "Abe Froman" above a retro cartoon sausage mascot wearing a golden crown

giving agricultural towns a team to rally behind long before television changed everything

You Old Sailor You - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed light blue text atChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"