Inigo Montoya's Fencing Academy - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Giving a toilet paper roll

Giving a toilet paper roll the confident swagger of a 1940s cartoon mascot is already unhinged

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

A small blue horizontally striped "ICS" logo sits at the bottom

Distressed dark olive green blackletter text below reads "What Doesn't Kill You Gives You XP

during an era when minor league ball was the lifeblood of northeastern cities

Inigo Montoya's Fencing Academy - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Giving a toilet paper rollEnrollment at this academy requires no prior fencing experience, just a deceased father and a very specific description of the man responsible. Tuition is reasonable but the curriculum is basically one speech repeated for twenty years. Inspired by The Princess Bride. The Details: Weathered golden yellow arched text reads "INIGO MONTOYA'S" above a distressed illustration of Inigo Montoya in a fencing stance, holding a rapier with his left hand raised,