If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt arizona Distressed white block text flanking

Distressed white block text flanking the bowl reads "IN" on the left and "MY" on the right

but the regret is guaranteed

MI" and "ENJOY OUR TROPICAL DRINKS

" both layered over a cluster of tropical hibiscus flowers in cyan

Bold rust-brown text reads "BEGGAR'S CANYON" at the top

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt arizona Distressed white block text flankingRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered