Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Both versions end with someone

Both versions end with someone lying motionless on the table

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Dark brown text reads "RE 1-1424" and "9129 JEFFERY AVE

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Both versions end with someoneAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid