Waiting for Halloween - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black White cursive text below reads

White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

cabana club

A seat there meant you had arrived

and small green shrubs

Replacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame

Waiting for Halloween - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black White cursive text below readsSkeletons waiting for Halloween have the patience of someone who started counting down on November 1st and meant it. Commitment to a holiday is admirable until you realize you've been dead longer than you were alive. The Details: Distressed cream serif text reads "Waiting For" above a weathered illustration of a skeleton resting its chin on its hands atop an orange jack o' lantern with triangle eyes and a jagged grin, green sleeves visible on its