Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon A vintage baseball swoosh tail

A vintage baseball swoosh tail decoration in matching distressed white curves beneath the lettering

Doc Holliday staring down Ringo with that lazy smirk proved terminal illness is just another card to play

A vintage cartoon illustration depicts a jovial figure in a red sarong on a palm-treed island labeled "KELBO'S ISLAND

Naturalists spent centuries cataloging every creature on earth and somehow missed a bumpy green pickle standing on four delicate hooves in the woods

Huckleberry Whiskey is the only brand where the distiller volunteers to be your poison with a smile and a Southern drawl

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Maroon A vintage baseball swoosh tailFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"