Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance

Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline

White and golden-yellow Western-style text reads "GOLD JACKET" and "GOLF TOURNAMENT" above a small golden poop emoji

Live everyday like it's Pretzel Day

White hand-painted text below reads "WHAT BIKE

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Sobriety apparently peaks at resistanceJesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage. Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material. The Details: Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a white cartoon illustration shows a hockey goalie with long hair and a beard in full pads, holding a blocker, catching glove, and stick. White text across the jersey reads