Bite Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wausau Arched bold white block text

Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree

Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available

" with small dot details lining each letter

with a circular seal reading "EST 1925" to the left

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury

Bite Me - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wausau Arched bold white block textFishing lures are the only socially acceptable way to tell the entire lake to go to hell. Plausible deniability never came with better hardware. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "BITE ME" in a weathered, vintage screen print style. Below, a detailed illustration of a crankbait lure depicts a silver gray body with a red head, a painted eye, and two white treble hooks hanging from the underside. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long